These are my favourite spam emails that I’ve received so far…
FYI. You need to read this.
Dear Sir or Madam,
my name is Andreas Kaminski and I’m from Germany […]
I know this is going to sound weird and your first reaction is probably going to be that I’m crazy, but you need to take me serious […]
Have you ever heard of the so-called Indigo Children? Disabled children and adults with “psychic” abilities/the third eye? […]
[Continues in the same vein]
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Update
Dear Steph and Dale
Tried phoning you a few times this past weekend but the telephone number was invalid. How are things going? Would like to hear from you.
Nick and family
